Sunday, April 17, 2011

Tonight will be the BEST Night of My Life

The New York Knicks are in the playoffs for the first time since 2004. That year they got swept in the first round. Tonight is their first game against the Boston Celtics and I HATE those guys. If the Knicks win, it will be their first playoff win since 2001. I have no expectations, but I will literally explode if they win this series. Don't expect me in the lab every again, because I will be dead (that's what happens when you explode). I will transmutate into an unearthly figure and travel to a distant universe so distant that I will end up all the way back where I started from. Just in time to watch the second round of the playoffs. If the Knicks win tonight I will run around my living room, yelling as loud as humanly and some machinely possible, while flapping like a pterodactyl and trying to achieve escape velocity of Earth. Some insane things will happen. Watch with me if you dare. I'm warning you...

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