Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Yesterday...

This is a ridiculously true story:

I sneezed so hard that I literally fell out of my chair.

Think about that and note that the world around us isn't a sitcom or a cartoon. I was sitting in a huge bar chair and I sneezed so hard the chair tipped forward (somehow, go figure with momentum huh?) and since there was nothing to grab onto to stop my motion I just crashed to the floor. Somehow my foot got trapped under the footrest on the chair and that prevented me from bracing myself. That very same footrest destroyed my shin. I have boo-boo's now.

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