Saturday, July 4, 2009

I'm...Dead.... eeeehhhhhchhhthhpt

So I think I've been food poisoned. It was either because of some bad left over sloppy joe meat which I ate without reheating, or because of some poorly prepared hamburger from Chili's. I can't tell because a lot of my vomit was french fries and cheese, but it tasted like vomitty sloppy joe. I have never been food poisoned before and throwing up is probably the second worse feeling in the world. What's the worst? Probably eating your hand because you are starving, but that's a story for a different day.

Last night around 830pm I started to feel extra tired. Larry and I had been playing MLB 2K8 for hours. We had to get to the All Star Game, which we did and by then I felt so tired that I had to quit. I went straight to bed, even skipped brushing my teeth. Next thing I know I started having fever dreams. For the first 5 hours (1030-330) the dreams were about not being able to get a single out in the video game, with the awful commentating repeating itself over and over again.

I've had some annoying fever dreams, but this was easily the worst... EVER!

Probably like 15 min in to my nightmares, I ran to the bathroom and had the most explosive vomit I have ever experienced. It was so explosive french fries and beef started coming out of my nose! That was very uncomfortable to say the least. I then started to analyze my vomit to see what may have been the problem and that is how I narrowed it down to what I mentioned above.

I easily went to the bathroom 3 times in the first hour of my awfulness. After that it was sporadic for the rest of the night. Finally stopping at around 430. I think I threw up once in the final hour. And that was just the excruciating dry heave when you have nothing left in your stomach to vomit. I was afraid to even drink water because one previous time it had exploded all over the wall on the way to the bathroom, but it was just water vomit.

About 2 hours in I got the explosive water diarrhea. So for about 2 hours I would puke and then crap and then puke and then crap. The poo was pure water too, but it smelled like poo. Once this started happening, I started drinking water to prevent dehydration. It was getting so bad that I could see muscle fibers, tendons, etc.

To go along with the awful fever baseball dreams, I started having body aches which made it impossible to sleep at all. And I started having the chills. I would get super hot, get into the path of my fan, become super cold, get under the covers, and the cycle would continue as such. Thank goodness I didn't have the cold sweats. I only sweat just before I had to run to the bathroom, which was a nice sign of what was to come.

Ever time back from the bathroom, I would just ask whomever is in charge of the world and my illness to please make the dreams stop. I cared little for the bathroom runs, because I felt like I was losing weight, lol, but those dreams had to end. Finally the baseball dreams did end and a new one began.

This dream was about some hardware that could do what you wanted from thoughts. It used some kind of software that had ultra sweet image recognition and make what you wanted. The only problem was the software wasn't perfect before it was implemented and there was mass pandemonium because you couldn't turn the machines off once they started. That lasted until I woke up at 730am feeling like I had the perfect night of sleep, even though it was awful. I'm definitely going to crash later today at some point, but I hope it's on the plane.

3 comments:

jason salvagno said...

i used to get food poisoning all the time...its either that or i just ate too much..idk but anyways ull throw up for a full day and then ull have the shits for the rest..be careful wen u fart...shit may want to slip through the crack..so try and hold it back!!

Mom said...

It's so nice that both my sons enjoy telling everyone all the graphics of their illness whether real or not. As for you Jason, Ray and I remember only all to well those events:)

jason salvagno said...

i used to get food poisoning all the time...its either that or i just ate too much..idk but anyways ull throw up for a full day and then ull have the shits for the rest..be careful wen u fart...shit may want to slip through the crack..so try and hold it back!!

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