Monday, October 27, 2008

Interviews from the Street

In my latest endeavor, that is sure to end as quickly as it began (like much of everything else I do), I will bring to you all a series of interviews with people you care about and ask the questions you want to know the answers to. I also hope to provide another look at my subjects' lives and show you a different perspective, maybe one that you would have never known about. Next up is Stef's dog Keira.

Me: Keira, sit! I'll start off with some easy questions. Living as a dog, what do you spend your time doing when no one is around?
Keira: (She reaches for my hand with her paw in a hand shake manner.)

Me: After running around the yard what would you say is your next favorite hobby?
Keira: (She smells a dead millipede that is on the floor.)

Me: You used to have 2 other dogs with you, Booh and Baby (now named Smokey by Stef's dad who he lives with). What was it like when those two moved out?
Keira: (She hides under the bed.)

Me: What do you have to say about the allegations that your rope toy is involved in a prostitution ring outside the UNM campus? I heard she lets all the dogs play with her!
Keira: (She looks at me crooked.)

Me: And what about the claims that Roo (her kangaroo doll) is a drug lord that distributes to children?
Keira: (She grabs her Roo buddy.)

Me: Can't answer the hard questions can you dog?
Keira: (She lies down and whimpers)

Me: What about the fact that your dumbbell toy has admitted to taking steroids? What do you have to say to that?
Keira: (She runs around the room, panicked.)

Me: I guess you are feeling the heat now, from keeping such bad company. One last comment. HOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!
Keira: HhhhhOOOOoooowwwWWwWwwLlllLLLL!

Me: Good girl! I'm done with you now dog.

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