Thursday, August 28, 2008

Stef and I are through...

We went bowling a couple weeks ago and she told me that she had been seeing another man. The reason she told me was because the guy was there. Stef is leaving me for this guy:

I was heartbroken. I mean what does this guy have that I do not? He certainly does have a hat and a wife-beater, and a bigger gut. I can see why she would dump me. It is either that or these bowling scores:

For those not in the know, I used to be a bowler. My brother and I were in a league that we dominated. We were so good we won the league with a couple weeks left in the season, no one could get enough points to beat us then. My average was about 140 even though by the end of the season I was bowling more like a 180 average.

My brother went on to a high school bowling career while I retired after my rookie season as a champion. I retired mostly so that Jay could never play me again and thus ever beat me. I don't need to do the same with golf, because while my brother is a far superior golfer he has never beaten me. Hahaha to him. I digress, but I don't have anything else to add anyways.

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