Saturday, May 3, 2008

My horrible life

Why am I destined for failure? Because for everything healthy thing I eat, I follow it with 40 unhealthy things. All in the form of chocolates and other assorted sweets. I am now just a few weeks from going home and my goal has not been met. But alas I am not done yet. This new hope is not what I am to write about though. Instead I am going to provide a multitude of examples as to why I cannot meet my goal. I am thus going to begin with my breakfast today.

So my first example of how miserable and desperate this attempt is, before every single meal I have a snack... or several snacks. For instance this morning I ate a bunch of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a York Peppermint Patty right before my large bowl of Matey O's. Yesterday I decided that my lunch should consist of Doritos, chocolate cake, Reese's, and M&M's.

Why do I have so much junk food in my house? Well the Doritos were Koch's, but all the rest was at my house. It started a little less than a month ago when we held a party for Larry's birthday which consisted of a bowl of M&M's and Reese's and then people brought over chocolate cake, apple strudel, giant cookie cake, and other assorted devil spawn foods. From here it got worse. As somehow every day seemed like we would somehow have more junk than the previous day. We had somehow created a perpetual motion machine of food.

It doesn't help that my current girlfriend forces me to eat everything she doesn't finish. She so innocently says "You have to eat the rest." I stupidly give in cause I don't know how to leave food behind. For instance we made pizza for dinner last night. I ate 3 slices and was full. She ate 2 and was full. That left 3 slices. She said I had to eat the rest and I did... I am sad!

Who knows what is gonna happen today, but I am sick of this downward spiral of patheticness. I will not give in to my tummy anymore. This beast is through! With classes ending and the summer beginning, my workout schedule can go full blast. I'll post a new video soon and then document my workouts for all y'all.

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